THE RHUMBELOW THEATRE
Cunningham Ave Off Bartle Rd
“DRAG RAGING”
all about the "speed" of life
Starring
FRIDAY 22 APRIL 2005
Show starts 8.00 pm
SATURDAY 23 APRIL 2005 Show starts 8.00 pm
SUNDAY 24 APRIL 2005 Show starts 6.30 pm
(Venue opens 90 minutes before show
for picnic dinner)
Whatever your speed, whatever your rage,
we are all always on a MISSION of
Getting the most out of Life.
This show takes a look at life in the
fast lane …….
Driving too fast…………
Partying to late……………
Dressing up to kill…………..
Drink yourself too death……………
Crack kills …………… so do drugs
Work life balance … what a cliché
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving
is not for you
I never understood the expression –
“spread your self around”
You have 1 life so live it
We are not supposed to arrive at the
grave looking beautiful – so wear that body out on the way. Just don’t help it
along to quickly.
WHAT IS MODERATION………… I never found out
A Prayer for the seriously stressed and
those who have the symptoms of
DRAG
RAGE
Grant me the
serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
DRAG
RAGE
This
show will help to lighten the load
NO
PRUDES PLEASE
SUPPORT THIS RHUMBELOW - WE
DO .
R 50-00 Donation
BANKING ESSENTIAL
Bring food picnic baskets.
(Braais will be available should you wish to cook
some meat)
Limited secure parking available Booking is essential.
Bar Available (Please note Alcohol may not be
brought on to the premises)
Phone or
email Roland for bookings and get that money rolling in.
H 2057602 Cell 0824998636 email roland@stansell.za.net