THE RHUMBELOW THEATRE

Cunningham Ave Off Bartle Rd

 

“DRAG RAGING”

all about the "speed" of life

 

 

Starring

THE FAMILY PLAYERS & FRIENDS

Allan Quihampton, Roland Stansell,

Derek Pearce, David Hierons,  Gino Veronie & Belinda Dolphin

 

 

               FRIDAY        22 APRIL  2005   Show starts 8.00 pm               

              SATURDAY 23 APRIL 2005    Show starts 8.00 pm                

             SUNDAY      24 APRIL 2005    Show starts 6.30 pm                

            (Venue opens 90 minutes before show for picnic dinner)

 

Whatever your speed, whatever your rage, we are all always on a  MISSION of Getting the most out of Life.

 

This show takes a look at life in the fast lane …….

 

Driving too fast…………

Partying to late……………

Dressing up to kill…………..

Drink yourself too death……………

Crack kills ……………  so do drugs

Work life balance … what a cliché

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you

I never understood the expression – “spread your self around”

You have 1 life so live it

We are not supposed to arrive at the grave looking beautiful – so wear that body out on the way. Just don’t help it along to quickly.

WHAT IS MODERATION………… I never found out

 

 

A Prayer for the seriously stressed and those who have the symptoms of

DRAG RAGE

 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

 

DRAG RAGE

This show will help to lighten the load

NO PRUDES PLEASE

 

SUPPORT THIS RHUMBELOW - WE DO .

 

R 50-00 Donation  BANKING ESSENTIAL

    Bring food picnic baskets.

(Braais will be available should you wish to cook some meat)

 

Limited secure parking available     Booking is essential. 

Bar Available (Please note Alcohol may not be brought on to the premises)

 

Phone or email Roland for bookings and get that money rolling in. 

H  2057602      Cell 0824998636        email roland@stansell.za.net